Saturday, January 16, 2010
Rhyme Time
"What is a peninsula? I forgot what it is."
A little exasperated by the postponing of my lesson, as frequently happens because of this student, I responded by asking if he forgot because he believed I taught him or because he knew he had once learned it somewhere else.
He the said it was for two reasons, one because he had once learned it somewhere and forgot and two because he thought it was a cool word that rhymed with pencil.
Sunday, January 10, 2010
Gotta Love These Laws

I got these from the book "Eat Your Words" by Charlotte Foltz Jones. Although some of these laws may no longer be on the books, they are somewhat amusing so I thought I would share some.
1. In Joliet, Illinois, it is against the law to put cake in a cookie jar.
2. In California, it is illegal to peel an orange in a hotel room.
3. In Greene, New York, it is illegal to eat peanuts and walk backward on the sidewalk while a concert is playing.
4. Pennsville, New Jersey, has a law prohibiting anyone from selling baskets of fresh cucumbers within the town limits.
5. In Gary, Indiana, it is against the law to ride a bus or attend a theatre within four hours after eating garlic.
6. It is illegal to take a bite out of someone else's hamburger in Oklahoma.
7. In Lexington, Kentucky, it is against the law to carry an ice cream cone in your pocket.
8. It's a crime in Idaho to give your sweetheart a box of candy weighing less than fifty pounds.